The Death Of "Kenny Boy" By Pirate Joe

8 July 2006

    I never knew Ken Lay. He was not one of the kids on my street, avenue, boulevard, drive or road. Even if he had been, he is, or rather, was, older than I, so I wouldn't have seen him in grade school, high school or even college. If he was ever voted as having "the most greed to succeed", I don't know. Nor did I ever work at the same place as he: no, all my impressions of the man were formed by his news making activities at Enron. I remember hearing of Enron in it's early stages as it gobbled up more companies due to this not-so-new but yet incredibly stupid idea called "deregulation".
    I remember the "rolling blackouts" in California, and having a sneaky feeling that it was a ruse to drive up prices. I remember whimpy Governor Gray, who could have become one of the great heros of our time by calling up Kenny Boy or Jeff Skilling and telling them "you have those plants back on line in 12 hours or I'll have the National Guard do it". Then all those folks who lost everything... But Ken Lay looked like such a nice man..., yes: he did. So does Osama Bin Ladin.
    Despite the protestations of the Ayn Rand Institute, one of the biggest - no, the biggest lesson we need to learn here is that this is the result of  untethered capitalism; the bigger we let companies become, the more limits we remove, the greater become the temptations to steal, lie and manipulate, as hundreds of thousands of dollars become millions of dollars, and as millions of dollars become billions of dollars, etc., and that the larger the company, the greater the magnitude and effect, of the crime will be, as more people, dollars and geographic areas are involved. "There's nothing wrong with being big" - Ronald Reagan, mid 1980's. Oh, yeah? Have we learned our lesson yet? Here's another one that will send the one-track-minded capitalism ueber alles types at the Ayn Rand Institute into paroxysms of self-denial:  capitalism respects no boundaries, knows no patriotism or nationalistic thoughts: it's goal is money, period. If the choice is make money or do what is best for the good old U.S.A., guess which one wins? Hint: it's green, not red, white and blue.  (there is a report I read about, but never managed to get a copy of, in the early 1970's, ostensibly from a senate investigation, that a well-known U.S. automaker had plans in place to move their corporate headquarters to Berlin if Germany were to win  World War II , and that they were also profiting from sales to the Axis power during the war. Aw, what's a little money between enemies?)
    Yet the most interesting phenomenon of this whole story is the idea that somehow, by dying before serving any of the prison sentence he would have most certainly received, Kenny Boy has "gotten off" (?). Really? Folks seem to think that Kenny Boy is having one side-splitting knee-slapper after another in that coffin of his.. Did anyone stop to think that coffins are to constricted to allow one to swing one's hands, or for that matter, bend one's knees? Have they also forgotten that you can't move anything when your dead? Let's take a moment to grasp the concept: he's dead. D-E-A-D dead. The way it was before you were born. No light. No darkness. No breathing. No sentience. No good times. No bad times. No times, period. No languishing on the decks of a private yacht. No watching a baseball game on the prison T.V. system. No visits from family or friends. No letters. No sex. No $1000 bottles of wine. No lavish home. No $3000 dinners for two. No car. No chocolate. No chance of a pardon from W.
   
Let's not forget what the medical profession has told us for years: namely, stress is one of the major contributors to heart attack and stroke. Do you think that being on trial, (especially one that could send you to prison for the rest of your life) might be a tad stressful? Kenny Boy did wrong, but he paid for it with his life: in essence, he got the death penalty. And he got it at an almost tragically young ( by 21st century standards) age. This is getting off?
    Was Kenny Boy an inherently evil man? Probably not. Did he start off with the goal of making sure that no little old blue haired lady would be left with a retirement account from sea to shining sea? Unlikely. Kenny Boy was just another human being that could not resist the opiates of big capitalism: the money, the fame, the power and the opulence. I'm sure he rationalised at  every step; I'm not lying, I'm telling the truth, just in a slightly different way..... The plain truth of the matter is that as long as we place no limits on big capitalism, there will be other Kenny Boys; just as 10 new drug dealers pop up for every one that's busted. Would sending Kenny Boy to prison have helped solve the problem by acting as a deterrent? You can't say that he didn't deserve it. Yet, it doesn't work with drug traffickers, and for the same reason: there's just too much money involved.
    We (the people, through our elected representatives) enabled Enron with deregulation. We set them on the highway, told them that there was no speed limit, and (now) we are shocked that they recklessly did whatever they had to do to go as fast as they  possibly could. Huh? We deregulate more every day, and therefore enable and create more Enrons every day. What do you think the future has in store?
    The saga of “Kenny Boy” is a modern tragedy of Shakespearian dimensions, and I’m sure that if the Bard Of Avon could have but known the story, it would have been an inspiration. Kenny Boy’s place in history is assured. He couldn’t have flown any higher or fallen any harder.

                                                                                                -30-